Because you're an elitist that hates every band that formed post 1995. HEY-YO! Also, I still think we need to discuss the set-up of our community forums.
That's not true, there are some current bands that I like that formed post 1995. As you know I enjoy QotSA, I'm ok with the White Stripes (most of it at least, the last couple albums were eh), OFF! is quickly becoming one of my favorite bands. I'm sure there are some others as well, just not indie stuff.